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About Dick and Danna

Resume for Dick Vernon, PHD (Possess Highschool Diploma) I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. I am a strong conservative politically. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I make women swoon with my sensuous steel guitar playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, I repair computerized aircraft panels free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Ihave been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On week- ends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I have given Rachel Ray and Emirile cooking lessons. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performe open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis many times when I taught him how to play guitar.. But I have not yet gone to college. ——————————————————- Resume for: Danna Vernon I put up with Dick Vernon. Doesn’t that say it all?


Are you thinking of downsizing in order to simplify your life?   Or, are you planning a move and the thought is overwhelming?  Many older adults have probably discovered that there are seasons in life. There was a time when many … Continue reading

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Dave “Elvis” Atkins

DAVE “ELVIS” ATKINS who now lives in Ocala, Florida comes back in the summer to Pennsylvania. Dave does some bookings for entertainers from the “Grand Old Opry”. He is good friends with George Hamilton IV and Mel Tillis.  Dave not … Continue reading

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Christian Business Partners – Alex Giannetti

Christian Business Partners Mission Statement Our mission is to build God’s kingdom, His Church, by giving and receiving business from each other through member referrals in a Christ centered environment of relationship and trust.   CLICK BELOW TO LISTEN TO THE … Continue reading

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Walt Marr – Sinking Of The Titanic

Spend 30 minutes with Walt, Dick and Danna as they discuss the “Sinking of the Titanic”. Enjoy! Walt Marr does over 30 different character presentations. You can reach Walt at 724-354-4347 or 724-859-5962  Walt is available for: Sunday School Openings Banquets Men’s or … Continue reading

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Doug Shirley – Walk The Walk

Doug Shirley is a fully certified Career Development Coordinator with a focus on vocational awareness by helping students make choices on their careers through the “Walk The Walk” program.   Contact Information:Phone: 724-355-8756 – Email: WalkThe   TO LISTEN TO THE SHOW CLICK BELOW: … Continue reading

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Australia – Ben Power

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Clicker Training Puppies – Jennifer Koogler

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